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Jack Demotivational Poster

M o n s t e r s -

TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode

SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose


TAGS: carjack armed gun police
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:02 pm
if this is true thats great and awesome

JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse

TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


TAGS: ja****s bass donkey mule
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my b****.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you

I'm so old -

TAGS: prince michael jackson baby boom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?


PEPSI WHITE - The new Michael Jackson tribute flavor

TAGS: pepsi white michael jackson yogurt
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

misfit - July 28, 2009, 6:50 pm
pepsi and yogurt? yak!

THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?

AMERICAN EDUCATION - Is just to poor to be true....

TAGS: school loosers ja****s geographical dumb wtf roflmao
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Magirusoptimus

LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:28 pm
Troll alert!!!
Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:47 am
Strange. The Mexican drug cartels seems to know which way is north on a map.


TAGS: jackie chan
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by GodsWorshipMe

PhxDebbie - July 7, 2010, 11:23 am
Nice! 5L

CANDLEJACK - No one actually believes that he ex-

TAGS: freakazoid candlejack cartoon funny
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by subtlehsutle5

Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:58 am
P.S.: Culos, just because you can't make time to relax and watch TV, that doesn't give you the right flame those of us who can. t(./.t)
Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:54 am
kisame, your an idiot. That's the character "CandleJack", from the cartoon "Freakazoid!"
Culos - February 10, 2009, 9:54 am
I feel sorry for the poster and all previous commentators. Knowing who/what/when and where on this poster is epically sad.
kisame hoshigake - February 10, 2009, 9:51 am
um thats ogie bogie not jack retard
Anya - December 31, 2008, 5:27 am
He's just misunderstood. I chill with him all the time. : whispers : save me...
Candlejack - December 31, 2008, 5:25 am
: kidnaps Kilroy :
Kilroy - October 16, 2008, 6:30 am
candlejack is a pretty cool guy eh kidna
. - September 29, 2008, 1:31 am
candlejack is fr-
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:32 am
haha , just consider yerself lucky that there are no videos on Motifake... i know of one i would post... :)
GP.Code - September 16, 2008, 10:27 am
WHO THE f*** clicked the create b***on for that motifake, is what worries me more
thehattinninja - August 26, 2008, 2:04 pm
i really miss that show. cant find dvd's or video's anywhere
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 8:04 pm
A character on the old Freakazoid! cartoon. Supposedly, if you say his name, he comes and kidnaps you. Which means..You're f***ed. Nice knowin' you, buddy.
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:17 pm
who the eff is candlejack?

LUNACY - You know what you've got and you know what you have which means you've got everything you've got and you have everything you have which might indicate that your raving mad... right, where's my hat?


TAGS: vitiligo michael jackson disease
Rating: 2.82/5

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Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:20 am
Perhaps a self-imposed strain. At least this poor guy's nose is intact.


TAGS: lumberjack commandos tough
Rating: 4.3/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:24 pm
My father-in-law was a lumberjack, and stories he could tell you, ain't nothing compared to these skateboarders have.
- July 5, 2011, 4:12 am
ok sori..good poster..
forseti - July 4, 2011, 3:24 am
I'm not grateful because I already know it (since a year or two). I just want to inform you. Did that myself and no one was grateful! :D
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 8:26 am
rerun - July 2, 2011, 6:46 am

somebody please PM me & let me know wht site this was taken from. @krazirefa, at best don't do this again. Should you feel the need to post something you found from another site make sure you tag "not mine" somewhere it can be seen.
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 2:47 am
u got it frn..have fun..
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 1:16 am
Plagiarism is not well regarded here.
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 12:45 am
Cool down friend... I liked the poster and wanted to share it... you should be grateful ..
forseti - July 1, 2011, 3:50 pm
please don't copy from other sites! 1L



TAGS: jack daniels
Rating: 3/5

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Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 10:03 am
No, THEY need it, if you want them to get anywhere near you.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 2:13 am
Far right: Seamus O'Seamus - former playmate of the blind, adult-movie renter, live-in basement of Rosie O'Seamus (MOM), self-appointed guardian angel.
Briton of Rose - January 11, 2009, 10:02 am
Far left: Shannon Tweed - former Playmate of the Year, B-movie actress, live-in girlfriend of Gene Simmons (KISS), **** extraordinaire.

STRAIGHT JACKETS - Because nothing is better for an insane person then being forced give yourself a nice big hug!


SENSE - This picture makes none

TAGS: jack sparrow clone empire star wars sense none
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Din Mama

boeweizer - April 18, 2010, 1:52 am
pirates vs. clone troops = no more pirates
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
eeeeeeeek. ok, I'm sorry, but that erks me beyond belief. "it doesn't" not "it don't" oh man. that is soooo incorrect. sorry. that just bugged me.
Woodywood03a - November 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
You are right... it don't
whatukno - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's cause your missing the 6 Jedi Ninja that are in this picture.
Jmac0585 - November 9, 2009, 3:52 pm
aPauling - look up Letters of Marque and Reprisal. The crown didn't "always" have a problem.
alIAS - May 26, 2009, 6:02 pm
''Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.'' Oh, so thats why Vader hired all those bounty hunters...
Charles - September 17, 2008, 7:28 am
The Empire frowns upon your pirate shenanigans.
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 10:55 am
Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.
Captain Jack Sparrow - September 7, 2008, 9:44 pm
Of couse it does, mate. It means I'm hallucinating because Elizabeth got rid of all my rum. Again.


TAGS: prison dilemma jesse jackson
Rating: 4.9/5

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RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:52 am
Not executing a murderer makes the State a collaborator.



TAGS: jack danies weapons mass destruction
Rating: 4.51/5

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BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 7:37 pm
That trips my trigger 5L
Budog - December 13, 2011, 8:48 pm
It would all depend on how intoxicated one gets...
falloutghoul - December 13, 2011, 8:29 pm
I thought they were weapons of mass intoxication.

Items confiscated -

TAGS: police hijacking a krispy kreme delivery truck march calendar
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.



TAGS: michael jackson children kids ra**
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Solgard

la la - October 29, 2009, 1:48 am
f*** you. He never ra**d anykid so go f*** yourself
lul - June 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
he dead now sucka!
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 11:08 pm
ONLY if your child has a p****.


TAGS: car jacking amish
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 9:14 am
very nice, too bad I can't give you a 5L, because you're anonymous....

MICHAEL JACKSON - Proof that only in America can you be born a poor black boy, and die a rich white woman.

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by angus90

Me_ - April 7, 2010, 2:07 pm
forseti - April 7, 2010, 3:28 am
tell me something new

TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*


TAGS: immortal micheal jackson freddie mercury
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

MPsniper - February 14, 2012, 4:48 am
remember, MJ was not found innocent, he just wasnt found guilty.
forseti - February 14, 2012, 3:25 am
What a great time! Jacko was black, they both were still alive and Justin Bieber probably wasn't even born.


TAGS: lumberjack commandos royal canadian
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by cgnnightmare

Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:56 am
They'll kill you just as dead as other countries commandos, just very very politely.
440wakeup - August 22, 2011, 11:00 pm
these are the W.A.C.'s
logan240184 - August 22, 2011, 1:37 pm
They draw their power from their beards, and a flask of Rye. CGN.

LIFE JACKETS - African Kevlar

TAGS: life jackets
Rating: 3.38/5

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this guy - May 4, 2009, 9:32 pm
that guy has the 100% best facial expression ever.

JACK NICHOLSON - can't handle the truth....

CAN YOU FIND - ... the real Michael Jackson?

TAGS: game mjackson members
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

M0rd3kaI - July 16, 2012, 8:51 pm
Oh, you know I do Pwissy... you know I do
MissPriss - July 16, 2012, 11:44 am
That's why I luv ya Mo***k you have a way with the women.
M0rd3kaI - July 15, 2012, 11:21 pm
'Cause this is Kai, Kai's night There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty bananas, girl Kai, Kai's night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, poop thrower tonight
MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:55 pm
Teehee my bad...MJ...head was still in badly needs sleep mode.
MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:53 pm
Thank you all you MK wanna be's!
GaryO - July 15, 2012, 9:31 am
Good’un, MP
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 1:51 am
LOL Great job, MissPriss! 5L 4 U :)
Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:51 pm
five'd & fav'd!

PERSCRIPTION FOR DEATH - They had problems with drugs, known problems. Doctors still prescribed them with drugs... legally. Where's the accountability?

TAGS: michael jackson whitney houston perscriptions
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:23 am
Too Bad But They Played With Fire !
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:06 pm
no bl5ck jokes on MF :)

THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future

TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by minimaan

fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am


COOL - -noun. See: Jack

TAGS: jack nicholson is more awesome than you realize
Rating: 3.43/5

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CANADA - December 9, 2009, 5:51 pm
Coolest guy ever!
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:50 pm
Jmac0585 - December 9, 2009, 11:31 am
I met the guy in person, and have no problem with making this poster. The dude is as cool as it gets.

SOME THINGS - just don't mix

TAGS: jack
Rating: 3/5

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guyfox - May 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
Anonymous2 - May 9, 2010, 5:29 pm
So... is this Corpse Bride 2?


CRAZY - Yesterday I asked him if he was insane. He said, "No, now stop interrupting the talking fairy."

THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...


JACK BAUER - even if he didn't exist, man would have to create him

TAGS: jack bauer
Rating: 1.52/5

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TAGS: rick ug clappers jack webb
Rating: 4.93/5

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Zetmonk - December 6, 2012, 5:02 am
Whoa... that tired me right out!


TAGS: jack handy quote
Rating: 4.77/5

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lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 10:15 pm

And it remains my favorite sport. But geez, I wish someone truly great would come along.


SNOW - Enjoy it while you can, Sister Rose...

TAGS: coats jackets long sleeves aren t neccessary where your goin chuckles
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
Well done Jmac.

DID SOMEONE ASK - If there was a doctor in the house?

TAGS: doctor jack kevorkian suicide
Rating: 3.17/5

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BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 5:32 pm


MICHAEL JACKSON - or how to begin your life as a black male and finish it as a white female

TAGS: funny michael jackson lol rofl lmao
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by Wario6000

culos - March 22, 2011, 7:41 am
This white female is now just a collection of bleached bones, what's the big deal about that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 12:05 am
I understand that you have some very strong feelings about this dead p********, But threatening and abusive statements toward members is a good way to get yourself in trouble here. Fairly warned. (and work on your spelling, you're embarrassing yourself)
pzykosiz - March 21, 2011, 11:51 pm
maybe you should move along and find an internet community who cares
TheTrashHeap - March 21, 2011, 11:36 pm
He openly admitted to giving alcohol to young boys and then sleeping in a big bed with them. He admitted it on film and tried to say it was normal behavior. He also payed off his accusers. Pretty much an admission of guilt.
ICEMAN - March 21, 2011, 10:45 pm
He's so dead.
MichaelIsInnocentScrewu - March 21, 2011, 10:30 pm
RIP Do not listen to this sh*t, do not let it bother you..We're here..I dont deal with this crap no more. I actually got into A HUGE fight me vs my teacher I won in the end. Spread crap about MJ, you'll break some bones *cracks knuckles* hes so h**t...
MichaelIsInnocentScrewu - March 21, 2011, 10:29 pm
I had to friggen sign up to post these friggen comments, your just pathetic, and childish. How stupid. Michael will always be the love of my heart, and an amazing talented man, who cares about changing the world. As for you, your an iggnorant a*s!
MichaelIsInnocentScrewu - March 21, 2011, 10:29 pm
Leave Michael Alone! Suck D*ck you f*cking As*hole! Get a f*cking life! Ur jealous hes 100000 million times better then u and saved many lives and helped deiseses of children! Search up THE MIKE JR SONG on utube IT PROVE HE HAS BALLS AND SOME GOOD BIG 1S!
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:21 am
I think you have idea about this web site that may be ill-conceived, You dumb. You obv searched out some posters about MJ because the two you commented on were done 10 months apart. There must be plenty of tribute sites where your love could b appreciated
why should i give you my name? - October 8, 2009, 10:14 pm
stop talking trash about michael, you have alot more things wrong with you than he will ever have with him, your just jealous you cant make a change like him, he changed soo many lives, made the world a better place, and this is how you pay him back?!wow!
nunya fuckin buisiness - August 30, 2009, 1:10 pm
suck balls b****es!!!!!
RnR - September 15, 2008, 8:07 am
yeh, esspecially with this impersonation of Rose DeWitt Bukater

IS THE RESULT OF - Chuck Norris vs Jackie Chan

TAGS: chuck norris vs jackie chan
Rating: 1.6/5

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superflabla247 - April 4, 2012, 10:34 am
how do i log out so that i can go bak to be thebigd??
dy2012 - April 2, 2012, 12:52 pm
Death doesn't kill CHUCK NORRIS!CHUCK NORRIS kills death!

Reality vs Fiction -

samuel l jackson -

TAGS: samuel l jackson actors tough
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - November 9, 2013, 6:20 pm
Does he look like a b!thc?


TAGS: jack kevorkian quote
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:50 pm

epic dude

TWO YEARS AGO - Michael Jackson has been dead for two years now and looking better than ever

TAGS: two years ago michael jackson
Rating: 4.43/5

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Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:44 am
Nice to see that death didnt make him any more whiter or gaunt.


TAGS: big lumberjack
Rating: 4.4/5

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Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 9:15 pm
I WEAR WOMENS CLOTHING! And hang around in bars! 5L for the monty python reference!


TAGS: boxing ballet rerun jack handy
Rating: 4.3/5

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TheSanityInspector - November 22, 2011, 8:22 pm
It's like the beer barrel polka, without the beer, the barrel, or the polka.

TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.

TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now ja****ses
Rating: 3.71/5

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm



TAGS: now if we could just get you into this straight i mean fire jacket
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 8:46 am
Looks like Steve Martin from "The Jerk"!
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 8:41 am
MP Canada
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:11 am
first lol of the day.thanks Bone!

MICHAEL JACKSON - i always thought he picked his nose.

TAGS: jack
Rating: 2.86/5

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culos - February 2, 2011, 4:53 pm
I accept and agree he was a talented artist, he was also a sick f***. The two often go together, live with it, but don't expect Motifake to leave him or any other public figure alone. Move on!
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:34 pm

MJ was a talented artist, however this is a satire site, nothing is sacred here.
madandlovingit - February 2, 2011, 4:28 pm
leave michael alone, at least he was a sucsess, ant say the same for the sick people who dis him out dere :(
Goshhh - October 29, 2009, 1:57 am
i reckon FAKE f***EN PICTURE!
Nenja - December 3, 2008, 8:06 am
Wonderful. XD
john doe - November 24, 2008, 8:52 pm

THE JOKER - Which one do you think it's scarier?

TAGS: sports cats cat celebrity politcs the joker 1989 jack nicholson
Rating: 2.54/5

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Guest091 - July 6, 2009, 4:23 am
I consider it a tie. Jack's Joker is scary due to how became what he is and some of the pranks he pulled on people; Ledger's Joker due to his appearance alone and his influence.
Paranoia - May 19, 2009, 1:06 am
In terms of staying true to the nature of the joker, the winner is ledger. he prepared for the role by reading the first few issues of Batman in which the joker was introduced. Back in Nicholson's days they had to be more concerned with family friendly.
... - April 29, 2009, 12:46 am
I would have to agree with dz. These are two totally different personas of the same character. Both are wonderfully done, but they can not be rightfully compared.
dz - April 3, 2009, 4:45 pm
Well u cant compare the 2 each actor is playing a completely different character. Ledger's joker was made to be a psychopath as jack was more of a prankster. Ledger is scarier as his version of Mr.J but only because thats the joker people want to see.
Retards - February 27, 2009, 11:00 pm
Guys below me are retards, got asked a question which is better so they don't even answer based on the acting. Congratulations obvious Americans.
Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2009, 7:47 pm
Well you got jack he played the old joker, the shining, played a crazy rapist in 1 flew over the cuckoos nest/ ledger until being the new joker was a g** cowboy, a goody goody during the American revolution, and a fake knight....so I go with Jack.
Toussaint - January 30, 2009, 9:26 pm
Jack N (on left) did a far better job and Ledger only gets pity votes on account of his death.
Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 7:47 pm
Jack, he's the same guy that directed that movie with the n**e scene of Kathy Bates. THAT'S scarier than a druggie.
GolitheTank - December 15, 2008, 11:47 pm
*f***ing acid ate it to that point.
GoliatheTank - December 15, 2008, 11:46 pm
Jack is scarrier, only cause he was the one based on the true joker, you know, the man from the origonal comics, where the jocker was a mob hitman and he was also a CEO that fell in a vat of acid and his face got stuck in that smiling grin cause the f***i
john doe - November 6, 2008, 9:57 am
LEDGER!...jack was a waterd down version...wile ledger,was the true joker from the comics..ledger wins,and lets face it.jack as been a corpse for awile.
Amaterasu - August 23, 2008, 1:35 am
Making funny and evil commercials > Making pens dissapear. Altough making pens dissapear rules anyway =p
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 2:08 pm
Making pencils disappear > questioning the origin of wonderful toys
Narutarded - August 21, 2008, 11:54 pm
The one on the left, of couse. That crazy m**********r is Jack Nicholson, and he'll eat your family! Heather Ledge, on the other hand, is just a corpse.

JACK BLACK - He no need a microphone

TAGS: tenacious d jack black pick of destiny
Rating: 2.48/5

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Fatty - April 8, 2009, 1:48 pm
Jack Black is amsome!!! even if this poster's grammar kinda sux...
Bunny - April 8, 2009, 9:50 am
He just needs a good, hard kick up the arse.(that starts with a K not a D, kids!!)

SAMUEL L. JACKSON - Ruining movies since the 70's

TAGS: jackson samuel wizard funny movies lol
Rating: 2.16/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
You are so wrong man.

i dare you -

TAGS: samuel l jackson dog
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2014, 9:14 pm
How many celebrities can point to the exact moment they became one?
steve1961 - June 17, 2014, 5:43 pm
5L for the poster...and 5MF-ing Lions for Oldsod's comment.
Oldsod - June 17, 2014, 4:33 pm
Ladie5 and gentlemen...Spaniel L. Jackson.

Wilson's Law of Participation -

Animal Abuse -

End of Expedition -

TAGS: spacedog with his jack daniels
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - September 11, 2013, 12:22 am
Glad you like it.
spacedog - September 6, 2013, 7:28 pm
Ha! An occasional bottle of Jack is about the only reason to come back to earth. 8D


TAGS: rejected full metal jacket rifle
Rating: 4.75/5

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Anonymous2 - October 13, 2010, 11:46 pm
Yeah, this is the turning point in the movie. You could almost say it's two mini-movies with the same characters. There's boot camp, where "Pyle" a.k.a. Pre-Gump, tries to be a marine, and then the combat, where Kubrik really messes with your head.
Benlulz - October 13, 2010, 12:44 pm
Awesome xd
Reality Lord - October 13, 2010, 7:29 am

nice one dude...5L
GeorgiZhukov - October 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Not ten years ago, just five. One of my brothers-in-law showed me the movie when I was visiting him.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 11:22 pm
Odd thing is, Georgi saw it 10 years ago.
GeorgiZhukov - October 12, 2010, 11:07 pm
This scene from this film has stuck with me for nearly five years.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
Did the mods show you enough attention when you were a seedling?!?!? 5L
5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 9:48 pm
"I am.........In a world....of Sh#t!" 5 slimy scumbags giving 25

HE WHO ASPIRES - to be a hero must drink Brandy


TAGS: jack handey
Rating: 4.54/5

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SAMUEL L JACKSON - Is tried of these motifaking motifakers on this motifaking website!

TAGS: samuel jackson snakes plane
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - February 18, 2013, 6:54 am

hey...that was actually quite witty...nice 1
LONGOS - February 18, 2013, 3:28 am
yep!!! he's f*ckin' TRIED...


TAGS: im a lumberjack and im ok
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 10:35 am

ohhhhhh i'm a lumberjack and thats ok. loved it....5L
cam77079 - September 1, 2010, 8:38 am
Classic Python!
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 12:08 am
Derek - August 31, 2010, 11:55 pm
Looks to be on her way to becoming the female version of the tin man.
David Cansler - August 31, 2010, 10:19 pm
Looks like she got an Iron man starter kit for her birthday.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 9:13 pm
No h*****bs for me, thanks.
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 9:07 pm
she's got "I can kick your azz" written all over her...me likes!.. 5L
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 9:01 pm
She's Canadian, and she's okay...

WHY LEATHER FOR JACKETS? - Because it's not doing the meat in my freezer any good.

BUT WHY IS... - The pie gone?

TAGS: jonny depp sweeny todd jack sparrow pie razor
Rating: 3.51/5

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Mark - April 3, 2009, 5:02 pm
OK B, I'll give you a 5 just because I'm a Johnny Depp fan.
Silvermist - April 3, 2009, 4:52 pm
I almost expected this to be doing a lot better...

EYE CANDY - for the ladies.......mmmmmmm

TAGS: ladies eye candy hugh jackman ***y man
Rating: 2.66/5

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Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:27 am
Om nom nom nom

I MAY NOT BE PERFECT - But she'll enjoy all 25 seconds! Or, at least I will. And that's all that matters.

TAGS: i may not be prefect 25 seconds jack daniels
Rating: 2.53/5

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SteveAlvey - July 23, 2009, 3:49 pm
I think she wants some whiskey dic!!! If that's the case she's lookin at an hour. She won't **** right for a week!!!
Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 10:17 am
EPIC t***, a beautiful smile, and a fifth of Jack? That's it! I'm officially single now!
Teddyharvester - January 6, 2009, 6:23 am
Hell, after that bottle of Jack - why not.
Joey Eagleton - December 11, 2008, 11:17 pm
I'm sorry to hear you can only last 25 seconds.

HOW TWINS ARE MADE - I bet you didn't know jackass!!!

TAGS: ja****s twins made microsoft
Rating: 2.44/5

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arkangelic - October 30, 2009, 12:00 pm
Gabho - October 30, 2009, 11:45 am
Yes I found it, well at least you can see that girls and not two babies.
Ed-Hyde - October 30, 2009, 10:54 am
Someone beat you to the image, a year ago, and did it better.

MICHAEL JACKSON - He's now working at my local 7/11

TAGS: michael jackson 7 11 working
Rating: 1.86/5

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Derek - February 1, 2010, 11:20 pm
...along with Elvis


TAGS: michael jackson paul mccartney dishes
Rating: 4.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 7:00 am
McCartney was fired shortly afterwards for feeling up the table with the wonky leg.


TAGS: ufos jackson et cold
Rating: 4.2/5

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coldinjected - February 18, 2012, 10:40 am
Is my poster a broken link now for everyone or just on my screen?
tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2011, 6:17 am
Fantastic, love it!
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:33 am




TAGS: jordan micheal jackson
Rating: 3.71/5

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Kspace - June 28, 2011, 8:35 am
p***bear Approved


TAGS: michael jackson dead
Rating: 3.65/5

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okami - March 25, 2010, 1:43 am
. . .i thought he'd been that way since the Pepsi commercial. . .
Bartimaeus - November 20, 2009, 9:42 pm
Not to beat a electroencephalographically challenged horse...but has anyone else noticed the jux***osition of that microphone to his pelvis?
Woodywood03a - September 3, 2009, 12:25 am
You saw him laying there... He is dead.

JACK - Sure, I traded the cow for Magic Beans... Magic Beans that we can grow more cows with! Who's simple NOW Ma?

MICHAEL JACKSON HAS COURT, HIS LAWYER ASKED HIM IF THEY HAD ANY EVIDENCE ON HIM... - Michael replied, yes, but it's only minor shit.

TAGS: mj jacko michael jackson funny
Rating: 2.87/5

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CANADA - October 29, 2009, 2:02 am

GEOGRAPHICAL SKILLS - You don't have any....

COMPETITION - Between good friends...


TAGS: mj michael jackson lego kids
Rating: 2.45/5

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Grr much - October 29, 2009, 1:42 am
i think yous should go to hell Michael Jackson was a better person then you will ever be and he never ever ra**d no kids so get over yourself!
Guest - June 26, 2009, 7:20 pm
May he rot in hell.
BriaHere - June 26, 2009, 2:32 pm
Woah, he just died. Don't have to be so mean about him already. I don't think he was a paedophile.
garth - June 26, 2009, 11:44 am
***k: is that sarcasm? your post's itentions seem clouded. such hate, hate leads to the dark side. theres no room left in the galaxy for any more sith (thats right motifake users, i just said that)
Agent K - June 26, 2009, 10:55 am
i love how everyone knows he was as guilty as OJ yet have nothing but nice words *ahem* so here he was a weirdo and f***ing p*** who ruined the psyche of gof knows how many kids so yea im glad hes dead he wont be f***ing kids now...
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 10:51 am
strong defense for a man who had no respect for the living (children)
Dick - June 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Wow, what heartless f*** made this? Have some respect for the dead **** sucker!
lolo - June 26, 2009, 10:10 am
no comment ok?


TAGS: jesse jackson dr martin luther king
Rating: 2.27/5

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BoneCD - July 2, 2009, 7:43 am
The only way that he will attain his mentors status is to go down like him...there I've said it and I can't take it back


TAGS: michael jackson moonwalk motown 25
Rating: 1.95/5

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. - October 29, 2009, 1:44 am
least he can do the moonwalk! I bet you cant!!!

CARJACKING - People, I lost the key. Could somebody jack this for me....

MICHAEL JACKSON - It's OK son, the scary man with funny face has gone now!

TAGS: michael jackson kids
Rating: 1.7/5

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Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 5:13 pm
I agree Jake. Names kinda fitting for a douche tho!
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 4:34 pm
Someone's been sniffing the glue again!
Dusha - January 27, 2010, 4:32 pm
K Wells, you SUCK! Michael is da best, truly the King of Music and Great Heart! BTW, he's not gone. His death is a hoax.


COME INTO MY LAIR - When you walk into a spider's web, do you think the spider, just for a fraction of a second, thinks: "Oh my God, JACKPOT!"

TAGS: spider web jackpot cobweb lair
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - March 22, 2013, 1:01 am
If we pull this off, we'll eat like kings! (hopes someone 'll get that reference)

Supersized Jack Daniels -

car alarms -

As Halloween Nears -

Jack in the Box -